House Guests

February 12, 2008 in Embarrassing Stuff, I Hate This and That

(Men – proceed at your own risk.)
In my Saturday post, I wrote, “Where is my crown?”

I meant where is the crown I deserve for being a super cheap-ass furniture finding mo-fo.

The crown that goes on your head because you are the shiz-nit.

Somewhere, in some really evil parallel universe, a gnome read that blog post. [...]

Stubbornness or Insanity?

January 5, 2008 in Embarrassing Stuff, Funny Stuff, Life Notes

Is it stubbornness or insanity that caused me to drag a mattress up 2 flights of stairs. All by my lonesome. The day that a cold, delivered by the sweet kisses of a baby, kicked my ass.
I could have called friends for help. My landlord offered to help me move things if I needed help. [...]

Confession.

September 22, 2007 in Embarrassing Stuff

I kinda had an agreement with myself over some of the things I would and would not do on this here bloggy thing. And I am gonna break one right now. Because it’s my blog, I can do what I wanna do.

First off, let me confess a few things:

1. [...]

I Have A Date for the Fourth!!

June 20, 2007 in Embarrassing Stuff, Miscellaneous Musings