Archive for the 'Funny Stuff' Category

For Retrohipster:
If you aren’t a fan, I implore you to watch until C-3PO. If you don’t find that funny, well, there is no hope for you.

Is it stubbornness or insanity that caused me to drag a mattress up 2 flights of stairs. All by my lonesome. The day that a cold, delivered by the sweet kisses of a baby, kicked my ass.
I could have called friends for help. My landlord offered to help me move things if I needed help. [...]

Late, late last night:
Boyfriend: So you are getting up early to go to the early church service, so you can start drinking before noon?
Me: Um…yea…that about sums it up.

I did not want to cook tonight. I had some chicken that I could have baked up real quick, but decided that I wanted to just grab something. So while my dear did some work that had to be finished tonight, I headed out to pick up dinner.
I went to KFC. They had a [...]

Is this what I have to look forward to?
Yikes.
If that doesn’t work….go to Ebay, in the search box paste 130144061675
Kaytabug, this post is for you!

This is wholly inappropriate on a Sunday, but what am I, if not wholly inappropriate.
Lots o’ cussing here. Because that’s the way we like it, uh huh, uh huh.

I couldn’t sleep anymore this morning. I have this evil affliction that I cannot sleep in very late. There have been a few wondrous times in my life where I was able to sleep past 10 A.M., but they usually involved lots of beer and passing out around 6 A.M. Can you imagine how lovely [...]

I have a lot of things I want to put down here, but my ADD is in overdrive today. Maybe tonight….in the meantime, Cute Overload is killing me today!
Woke up to this:
Then….just posted….
Sleepy Head
(Can’t embed for some odd reason….worth the clicking.)

My Humps